Quotes From the Movie Wedding Crashers

Statements From the Movie 'Wedding Crashers' The slogan for the film Wedding Crashers is Lifes a gathering. Crash it. The film manages the endeavors of two men, John Beckwith and Jeremy Gray, who crash weddings wanting to make some great memories, drink let loose liquor and pick ladies. The film has a few clever minutes that make watchers roar with laughter. The accompanying ​Wedding Crasher cites take you on an excursion through this giggle a-minute satire. John Beckwith What's happening with you? Its a round of touch football, each time I investigate youre on your rear end again.What would you say you will accomplish for a reprise? Stroll on water?You know how they state we just utilize 10 percent of our cerebrums? I think we just utilize 10 percent of our hearts.Im sorry I considered you a hillbilly. I dont even comprehend what that means.Love doesnt exist, that is the thing that Im attempting to let you know folks. Furthermore, Im not singling out adoration, cause I dont think fellowship exists either.Were siblings from New Hampshire. Were adventure capitalists.I will go hit the dance floor with the little bloom young lady. Goodness, and I may be a sanction individual from Oprahs book club. Jeremy Gray Tattoo on the lower back? Should be a bulls eye.Grab that net and catch that delightful butterfly pal.Im going to go see Dr. Finklestein, and Im going to disclose to him we have a totally different pack of issues. We can disregard mother for a while.I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night.I happen to have a universal knowledge of maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on hotcakes. I love it on pizza. Also, I take maple syrup and put a smidgen in my hair when Ive had an unpleasant week. What do you think holds it up, slick?I trust you flip your bicycle over and take your two front teeth out! You childish bastard! You leave me in the channels taking projectiles, John!A companion in need is a pest.Im simply heating up. A week ago I did a precise [balloon] imitation, to scale, of Wrigley Field. Legitimate to God. I dont have anyplace to put it.She hasnt restored your calls, she hasnt reacted to any of your letters, she didnt react to the candygram. God realizes wh at befallen the little cat you got for her. Cause she didnt keep it, and I know youre not raising the goddamn thing. I think its undeniable at this crossroads that she only level out doesn't wanna see you. Im not great, yet who are we joking. nor are you. Chazz Reinhold Pain is natures most impressive aphrodisiac. I nearly numchuckedâ you; you dont even realize! Yeah, her beau just passed on. Fella passed on in a hang-coasting mishap! What a moron . Mrs. Kroeger You shut your mouth when youre conversing with me! Todd Cleary Passing, you are my bitch sweetheart. Vivian Okay say youre totally loaded with poo or only 50 percent?